What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

How do you stretch your back?