What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

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What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*