What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

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How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*