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What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."