Shrug Jokes

What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*