How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

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Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

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What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*