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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

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Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

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Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

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Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.

What'd you get?

Me: *reveals Minion tattoo*