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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

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How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

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Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.