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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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How do you find a drug dealer donkey?

Just follow his coke mules.

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.