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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=75cA3xmssM

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Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

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Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.