Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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Ham-burgers!

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Shrugs.

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He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.