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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

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Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

What'd you get?

Me: *reveals Minion tattoo*