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What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal

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Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

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What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.