What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal

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What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.

Why aren't there any mexicans in Star Trek?

They don't work in the future either.