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What do salads and Mexicans have in common?

They both benefit America!

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....