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What do salads and Mexicans have in common?

They both benefit America!

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What is a Mexican bodybuilder's favorite supplement?

Gey protein.

What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

What do salads and Mexicans have in common?

They both benefit America!