What do salads and Mexicans have in common?

They both benefit America!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench?

The bench can support a family.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Benefit Jokes More Benefit Jokes

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.