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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white