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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan?

Make America 8 again