Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.