Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking French vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink French vodka.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Who get saved?

The United States of America