Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.