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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

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What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan?

Make America 8 again

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!