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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

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Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.