Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.