Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife has a point.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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Who survives?

America.

Who wins the election?

America.

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.