200 Year Jokes

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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