Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

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Because of the culture!

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One has culture.

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If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.