Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

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What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.