Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between fancy food and military food?

Fancy food is delicious, but military food is deliciousir!

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

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How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

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The same

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It takes only one nail to hang the photo

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.