What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

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What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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Who's there! Aileen! Aileen who?

Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car