What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

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What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

Who's there! Aileen! Aileen who?

Aileen against my Rolls Royce!