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What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

Whats the difference between men and women when watching video?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Rolls Royce Jokes More Rolls Royce Jokes

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

Who's there! Aileen! Aileen who?

Aileen against my Rolls Royce!