Rolls Royce Jokes

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

Who's there! Aileen! Aileen who?

Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart?

One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Blind Date Jokes More Blind Date Jokes

How was your Blind date?

Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!"......"What's so terrible about that "....."He was the original owner!!!"

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

Aileen Jokes More Aileen Jokes

Who's there! Aileen! Aileen who?

Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

Anything with curry in it.

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

Original Owner Jokes More Original Owner Jokes

How was your Blind date?

Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!"......"What's so terrible about that "....."He was the original owner!!!"

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!