Rolls Royce Jokes

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

Who's there! Aileen! Aileen who?

Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

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Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

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How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

How was your Blind date?

Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!"......"What's so terrible about that "....."He was the original owner!!!"

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Who's there! Aileen! Aileen who?

Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

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What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

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How was your Blind date?

Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!"......"What's so terrible about that "....."He was the original owner!!!"