What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

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What kind of math do owls like?

Owlgebra.

What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.