What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

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Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.