What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.