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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

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What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!