What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she's dead.

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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What kind of health insurance does a llama need?

Ollamacare

What kind of investments do musicians make?

Sound investments.

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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.