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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

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What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

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What kind of dog should you get a Spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!