What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

Culosis.

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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.