Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there