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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a nun in a car?

Virgin Mobile

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the shark swim in circles?

He had a nosebleed.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?