Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

There are just too many pastabilities!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u