Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change?

A nickeless cage.

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.