Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

How did Geordi La Forge go blind?

He turned on the UV light in the Holodeck.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.