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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Why did your car just spin around in circles?