What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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What did the tornado say to the car?

('You wanna go for a spin ')

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.