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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

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How is she now?

She's fine. But the dog died.

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

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What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.