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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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What's red and green and spins round & round & round?

A frog in a blender.

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

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Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.