What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!

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What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!