What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.