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Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

Termination Jokes More Termination Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!