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Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Termination Jokes More Termination Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!