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Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Termination Jokes More Termination Jokes

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!