Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Termination Jokes More Termination Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!