Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

Termination Jokes More Termination Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!