Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Termination Jokes More Termination Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!