What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

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How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

What do you call an overweight Star Wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

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Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

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What is a conservative?

A liberal who's been mugged.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.