What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

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Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.