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What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What is a conservative?

A liberal who's been mugged.