What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.