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What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

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How do you take your coffee?

Ferguson Police Huh? Black, two shots.

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood

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What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

What is a conservative?

A liberal who's been mugged.