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What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.