Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

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What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

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What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest