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Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?

A search warren!