Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

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Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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How did the sperm cross the road?

I put the wrong socks on today.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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What do you call a stay at home dad?

Unemployed.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.