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Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack