What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

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What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.