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What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

What do you get with breaking news?

News casts

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Utensil Jokes More Utensil Jokes

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.