She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.
Mohammed
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
This could use some salt.
Cellfcentered
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
It was worth the whisk
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
Because they literally can't even.
Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots
Because she threw out all the bent ones.
Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.
It hurts when IP.
