She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.
Polly want a quacker!
Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
A phoney friend!
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
A Robber Ducky!
A hamburglar!
Au revoir poo poo
Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.
Wave
Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.
It hurts when IP.
