Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom?

R/showerthoughts

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

Ip Jokes More Ip Jokes

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.