Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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By using a spookey!

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What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

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Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

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To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

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What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.