How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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Why did the hippy drown at the beach?

Because he was too far out mannnn.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

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What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

An heir conditioner.

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well