How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).