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How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What do you call an orange cat in summer?

Shedder Cheese!

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.