How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.