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How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.