How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.