Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.