Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!