Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

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Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

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What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.