Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

Sandwitch

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What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

What do you think of Miles Davis?

He kind of blew

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What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!