Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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Serifs up, dude!

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Sis boom baa Carnac

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How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!