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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

Because they are very touching

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do elephants and plums have in common?

Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.