What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

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Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago... Thought it was worth a share.

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Because we turn them on. / /

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Because she was trans-parent.

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Over-Yeezy.

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What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

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Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.