Kim Kardashian Jokes

Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner?

Because she was trans-parent.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

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Einstein Jokes More Einstein Jokes

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's long and hard on a black man?

The third grade.

Why are Batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.