Kim Kardashian Jokes

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

Knicker Jokes More Knicker Jokes
Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Yeezy Jokes More Yeezy Jokes

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.