22+ Funny Kim Kardashian Jokes

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Robert Jokes More Robert Jokes

What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!

What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself...

Entire East Coast Jokes More Entire East Coast Jokes

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Leave Leg Jokes More Leave Leg Jokes

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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