22+ Funny Kim Kardashian Jokes

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

What did the tv say to the remote control?

You turn me on

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Where does a one-legged woman work?

What's her name? Eileen If she's Asian what's her name? Irene /goingtohellforthis

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

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What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

What do you call someone who is known for being heartless and cold to others?

Dead

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Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

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