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Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick?

A docs-hund!

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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.