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Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.