Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans!

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.