Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.