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Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!