Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds