Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

He wanted a Czech mate.

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What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.