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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager?

Because nobody gets it.

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.