What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

They are both 8........

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why is Math always sad?

Because it has too many problems.

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object