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What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object