What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people!