What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Whats the problem with feminist picnics?

None of them make the sandwiches.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.