If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
Because 7 ate 9.
Because 7 8 9!
None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.
Depends how hard you throw them.
They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.
Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "
He's the one with a parachute on his back.
They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.