What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed.)

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

Whats the problem with feminist picnics?

None of them make the sandwiches.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!