Submarine Jokes

Unidentified Floating Object

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

Jesus in a submarine.

A submarine.

A submarine, obviously.

A submarine!

A submarine.

Derive, derive, derive!

Jesus in a submarine.

A subwoofer.

A can of people!

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

By how fast it sinks.

A bee in a submarine!

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

OC I think I'm feeling C6

With a crowbar.

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

A can of people!

An octopuss!

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

Fine specimens.

Americans don't get them.

They'll never be royals

Submarine Jokes

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

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What do fish call a submarine?

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

What do you call an underwater masochist?

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

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Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

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