Submarine Jokes

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

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What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

What do you call an underwater masochist?

A submarine!

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

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What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people!

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Calculus Teacher Jokes More Calculus Teacher Jokes

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What's the German super hero called?

Ale-Man

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Sardine Jokes More Sardine Jokes

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people!

Subwoofer Jokes More Subwoofer Jokes

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.