How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

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How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

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What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

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What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!