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How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Who can't tell the difference between short and long?

This subreddit mods

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Who's there! Anka! Anka who?

Anka the ship!

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

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What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

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What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.