How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

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What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

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Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

What do you call an underwater masochist?

A submarine!

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What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

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What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...