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How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

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Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

North Jokes More North Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.