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Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

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Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...

What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...