Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

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What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

What's the most popular dance in Warsaw?

The pole dance.