Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...

What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...