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Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

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Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

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Whats so good about German cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.