Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...

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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

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How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

What's the most popular dance in Warsaw?

The pole dance.