Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

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What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

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Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank