What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

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What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...

What's the most popular dance in Warsaw?

The pole dance.