What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

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What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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What's the most popular dance in Warsaw?

The pole dance.

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...