Polish Jokes

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

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What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

What do they call a Polish astronomer?

Copernicus.

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

What do Polish Arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.

What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow

What do you call the shiniest people?

Polish

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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How do you call a spiritually significant Polish guy?

Totem Pole.

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Because their daddies were mummies.

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Give him sheet music

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Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

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Bike carbonate of soda!

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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A new last name!

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A last name.

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What's a German's favourite number?

Nein

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"