Polish Jokes

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

What do they call a Polish astronomer?

Copernicus.

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

What do Polish Arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.

What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow

What do you call the shiniest people?

Polish

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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How do you call a spiritually significant Polish guy?

Totem Pole.

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Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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A new last name

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

Removed

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Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!