Nailed it
A poodull
A new last name.
A new last name
Poll tree!
Gronkowski
The Polish.
They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving
A new last name!
About 2-3 inches.
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
Copernicus.
His surname
A Jet-ski.
A Warsaw...
For people that don't want anything to drink
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Because opposite poles attract
They have a polar pole poll.
You wave!
A fishing pole.
Krakow
Polish
A last name.
Piccop Andropoff.
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
You would rise and shine.
So he could look at others' faces.
It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.
They're made out of dill dough.
Totem Pole.
He breaks in.
Telapathy
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
To get to the other bride!
So the dishwasher matches the washing machine
She's the one with dirty knees.
Other lawyers look interested.
He was tried in a kangaroo court.
Depends on which method you try....
Squish it in your hand.
Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.
His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!