Nailed it
A poodull
A new last name.
A new last name
Poll tree!
Gronkowski
The Polish.
They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving
A new last name!
About 2-3 inches.
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
Copernicus.
His surname
A Jet-ski.
A Warsaw...
For people that don't want anything to drink
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
Because opposite poles attract
Development of a working match.
They have a polar pole poll.
You wave!
So the cops can find the handles.
A fishing pole.
Krakow
Polish
A last name.
Piccop Andropoff.
Too many horses were drowning.
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
You would rise and shine.
So he could look at others' faces.
It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.
They're made out of dill dough.
Totem Pole.
Chasing parked cars.
He breaks in.
82
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
Elopping shears
He doesn't approve of same sect marriage
Squish it in your hand.
Because it has a turd in it.
Def Leppard
Spoopify
He uses his Donkey Tongs.
Quackbooks!
The cow jumped over the moon.
I can get through his opening monologue without laughing
Because it was the chickens day off.
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.
