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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

Avenue Jokes More Avenue Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

German Soldier Jokes More German Soldier Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

What do you call a religious guy from Belgium?

Ned Flanders

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.