Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

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How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

Ze Hoegaarden.