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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What would you find on a German fire truck?

Ladder-hosen

How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

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What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

A baaahhhd movie. ()

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Shadow Jokes More Shadow Jokes

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

Avenue Jokes More Avenue Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

German Soldier Jokes More German Soldier Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

Ze Hoegaarden.