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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

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When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.