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What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

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What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

He got autobahned

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You owe them an anthrapology

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I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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A Neo Hotzi

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

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Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

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Your Seoul is mine!