What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Benny. Benny who?

Benny thing happening!

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

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Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.