What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?

He has cat-arrh!

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!