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What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you have bad acne?

When the blind try to read your face.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving