What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

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What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.

Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."