Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

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What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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Why would Helen Keller be a horrible driver?

Because she's dead.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.