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Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What's Helen Keller's favorite mouthwash?

Jergen's lotion.

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.