Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why was the lion-tamer fined?

He parked on a yellow lion!

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.