Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Who is Nickelback's biggest fan?

Helen Keller.

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks