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Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour?

Corduroy.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.