Corduroy.
Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.
That's the worst book I ever read.
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
Velcro.
Cause "pot holder" was taken.
Cause the system is broke, yo.
They both couldn't vote before 1920
She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
A Labracadabrador.
Because she prefers to drive stick!
Both can be solved with a coat hanger
They put on mittens.
She had mittens on.
Neither of them can finish a play
Partner in crime.
Because it had a bad driver.
It had a bad driver
