Her dog is also blind
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Because she's a woman
I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
On top of three children.
Leave the plunger in the toilet
That was the most violent book I've ever read.
You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!
She broke it trying to read the road signs.
Cause she was a woman
Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.
Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.
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She was wearing mittens
Trying to read the road signs!!!
She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.
Corduroy.
Corduroy!
She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.
So you can read her lips!
They left the plunger in the toilet.
Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling
Her mom rearranged the living room
Because she was told it makes you see things!
Uuuuuueeeeuuuuhhhh!!!
Because she used the other to sing
Because she's dead.
You tell her to read a basketball.
Because she uses the other one to sing.
Reading road signs at 30 MPH
Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.
Helen Keller.
She was a woman.
She needs the other to moan.
She sings with the other hand.
That's the worst book I ever read.
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
Uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!
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Turn the stool upside-down
So people can read her lips.
She tried to read a road sign going 45mph
That was the most violent book I've ever read..........
On a blind date!
Because she was a woman
She left a plunger in the toilet
So she could moan with the other.
Glue doorknobs to the walls.
Nothing, she had her mittens on.
Velcro.
She was running out of things to read.
Because she's dead
She had mittens on.
Endless love
So she could moan with the other
By leaving the plunger in the toilet.
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
Jergen's lotion.
One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.
Offensive) You should try blind dating.
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She's dead.
Nothing. She's dead.
She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.
Mine is a skittle.
With a shat nav.
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
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A cheese grater
That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!
Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to
Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!
A coconut.
A bodybag
Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!
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