Helen Keller Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour?

Corduroy.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

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What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

Road Sign Jokes More Road Sign Jokes

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Bad Driver Jokes More Bad Driver Jokes

Why did the hard drive crash?

Because it had a bad driver.

Why did the computer crash?

It had a bad driver

1920 Jokes More 1920 Jokes

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

Helen Keller Dog Jokes More Helen Keller Dog Jokes

What was Helen Keller's dog's name?

Uuuuuueeeeuuuuhhhh!!!

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer?

Loo-Loo!