I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
She was wearing mittens
Corduroy.
Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.
That's the worst book I ever read.
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
On a blind date!
Velcro.
Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
You wanna pizza me!
Better like this... or better like this
They love to swim in gold coins.
They want to finish before it's cool.
The Harlem Shake
Because it was a Number 2.
They left the plunger in the toilet.
Five after one.
A Labracadabrador
Using an easy-bake oven.
Use zodiac signs
Corduroy!
Penacilin
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)