Corduroy.
They left the plunger in the toilet.
You tell her to read a basketball.
Because she uses the other one to sing.
Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.
She sings with the other hand.
That's the worst book I ever read.
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
So people can read her lips.
That was the most violent book I've ever read..........
She left a plunger in the toilet
Nothing, she had her mittens on.
She had mittens on.
By leaving the plunger in the toilet.
Because she's dead.
She's dead.
A bahumbug!
He was Snowden.
It'd be a waste of time.
Pig's tie!
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Because cars don't wear clothes.
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
I see your point I've got a lot of problems.
Because there was no point.
They are both more enjoyable with dates!
Wind O's
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
They got married in the spring.
They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.