Corduroy.
Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.
That's the worst book I ever read.
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
Velcro.
That was the most violent book I've ever read.
That was the most violent book I've ever read..........
He's been chasing parked cars.
In porking lots.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
A midwife crisis
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
Right where ya left him.
Bob.
It wears an aqua-fur.
Because they're not used to getting Snowden.
A 401(K-9).
With a Ruff IRA.
