Bad Driver Jokes

Why did the computer crash?

It had a bad driver

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Why did the hard drive crash?

Because it had a bad driver.

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Bad Conductor Jokes More Bad Conductor Jokes

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

He was a bad conductor.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

Oregonian Jokes More Oregonian Jokes

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

California Jokes More California Jokes

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

Hellen Keller Jokes More Hellen Keller Jokes

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog was blind too