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Why did the computer crash?

It had a bad driver

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Why did the hard drive crash?

Because it had a bad driver.

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Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Why were Mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

California Jokes More California Jokes

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

He was a bad conductor.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

How do you confuse Helen Keller?

You tell her to read a basketball.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.