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Bad Driver Jokes

Why did the computer crash?

It had a bad driver

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Why did the hard drive crash?

Because it had a bad driver.

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Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Bad Conductor Jokes More Bad Conductor Jokes

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

He was a bad conductor.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Oregonian Jokes More Oregonian Jokes

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

What's Karen Carpenter's Phone Number?

8 nothing, 8 nothing, 8 nothing.....