Bad Driver Jokes

Why did the computer crash?

It had a bad driver

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Why did the hard drive crash?

Because it had a bad driver.

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Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

He was a bad conductor.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Hellen Keller Jokes More Hellen Keller Jokes

What is Hellen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog was blind too

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

They are both 8........

What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies?

A garbage truck