Bad Driver Jokes

Why did the computer crash?

It had a bad driver

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the hard drive crash?

Because it had a bad driver.

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8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a guy who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

You take the pizza delivery sign off