Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "lets it go!"

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

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Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.