Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

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What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

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Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks