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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights?

Feminem

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Chap Jokes More Chap Jokes

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Chap Lip Jokes More Chap Lip Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!