Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Chap Lip Jokes More Chap Lip Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!