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What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

Metro gnomes

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?