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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.