How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

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What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

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What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.