How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

What do you call a neolithic taking a walk?

A meanderthal

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Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

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How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!