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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

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What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

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Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

Uh.. I don't remember..

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!