How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

Who's there! Amaso! Amaso who?

Amaso sorry you don't remember me!

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What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"