How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

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Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Why do the elephants have short tails?

Because they can't remember long stories!

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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!