A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)
Because I always get weird stairs
Holy Braille
Three blind mice.
Antteneye!
Allah-t. Thanks for listening.
Best vicious of the season
Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
Gingerly
A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
They both wont be investigated very closely.
One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.