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Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

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How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

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Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.