What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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What did the dyslexic traveller say when he arrived at an unknown station?

Whoops, wrong sub.

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

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How many Scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

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What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt?

Kung Food!

Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!