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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

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What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt?

Kung Food!

Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!