What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

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Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt?

Kung Food!