What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

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What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

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Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.