What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.

Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

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What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

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Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.