How many Scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it

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How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

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Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!