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How many Scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

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What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!