Scene Jokes

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

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Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

How many Scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

What do you call a midget with leprosy?

A leperchaun!

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

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What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups?

Two for me and one for you.

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.

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What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

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Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.