Scene Jokes

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

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Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

How many Scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

Director Jokes More Director Jokes

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving