Crime Scene Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you NEVER call a black man?

A friend

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Which do you light first?

The match

What are red heads good for?

Lighting fires.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Drunk Jokes More Drunk Jokes

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.