Crime Scene Jokes

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Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why can't you escape the angry forest?

Because there are mad trees.

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

Little Suspect Jokes More Little Suspect Jokes

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

Drunk Jokes More Drunk Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Supervillain Jokes More Supervillain Jokes

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki, because he is low-key.

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.