Crime Scene Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

Drunk Jokes More Drunk Jokes

Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Drunk!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

Scene Jokes More Scene Jokes

Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

Investigate Jokes More Investigate Jokes

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

Supervillain Jokes More Supervillain Jokes

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki, because he is low-key.

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!