Crime Scene Jokes

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki, because he is low-key.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What do you call a farm full of blacks?

Antique farm equipment.

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

Scene Jokes More Scene Jokes

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.