Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.