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Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.