Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?

Vein-illa.