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Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.