Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics!

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!