What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics!

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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What present can you give to the woman who has everything?

Antibiotics.

What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics