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What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

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What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

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What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!