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What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

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What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!