What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

Previous Random Joke Next
Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

Lisp Jokes More Lisp Jokes

What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!