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What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

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Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.