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What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!