What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

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Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh