What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang letters!

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh