Lisp Jokes

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Thimble Jokes More Thimble Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Juicer Jokes More Juicer Jokes

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

Pith Jokes More Pith Jokes

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

Salesman Jokes More Salesman Jokes

What salesman has the slickest line?

A hair grease salesman.

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

Traitor Jokes More Traitor Jokes

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.