Lisp Jokes

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

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Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

Pith Jokes More Pith Jokes

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

Brace Jokes More Brace Jokes

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

Who's there! Bolton! Bolton who?

Bolton braces!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

Salesman Jokes More Salesman Jokes

What salesman has the slickest line?

A hair grease salesman.

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely