Lisp Jokes

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Who's there! Bolton! Bolton who?

Bolton braces!

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Traitor Jokes More Traitor Jokes

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Pith Jokes More Pith Jokes

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.