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What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

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Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

Brace Jokes More Brace Jokes

Who's there! Bolton! Bolton who?

Bolton braces!

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

Salesman Jokes More Salesman Jokes

How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

Juicer Jokes More Juicer Jokes

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Pith Jokes More Pith Jokes

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!