A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.
Names
Thtop taking the pith out of me!
Yaaathh
A snake with a lisp!
You're so shelfish!
Names! -Bo Burnham
Names.
Because he's a two timer.
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.
He braces himself
Nobody ever compliments our back end
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
13 blackberries and 5 apples
Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.
Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.
He had a reptile dysfunction
Are ye alright in the back there lads?
Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
