Lisp Jokes

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What do you call a traitor with a lisp?

Judith

What do you call a dirty drug addict with a lisp?

Methy

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

What do you call salesman with a lisp?

Rodger. He's the one with the lisp, not you, so why would you call him anything different

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What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

Juicer Jokes More Juicer Jokes

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Traitor Jokes More Traitor Jokes

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

What do you call a traitor with a lisp?

Judith

Pith Jokes More Pith Jokes

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.