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How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

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Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.