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How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

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Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.