How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

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Language Jokes More Language Jokes

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

God Jokes More God Jokes

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.