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How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

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What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

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What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.