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Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

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Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.