Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "